I went to see this movie at the theater with a few friends. One of those friends turned in his resignation letter the next morning. --PierrePhaneuf
I went to see this movie with a gang from work. When Peter comes to work after being hypnotized, they all commented that he had turned into me. -- EricHodges
When I saw this movie, I could name each real person in this movie I work with - scary. -- MichaelSutherland
A CowOrker of mine assures me that if you watch the movies OfficeSpace, FightClub, and AmericanBeauty all in a row, in that order, and you are a strong person, you will have a life-altering epiphany. Otherwise your head will explode. (He has done it, but I've been afraid to make the experiment.) -- CameronSmithPeopleSkills:
1st Bob: What you do at Initech is you take the specifications from the customer and bring them down to the software engineers?
Tom: Yes, yes that's right.
2nd Bob: Well then I just have to ask why can't the customers take them directly to the software people?
Tom: Well, I'll tell you why... because... engineers are not good at dealing with customers...
1st Bob: So you physically take the specs from the customer?
Tom: Well... No. My secretary does that... or they're faxed.
2nd Bob: So then you must physically bring them to the software people?
Tom: Well... No. ah sometimes.
1st Bob: What would you say you do here?
Tom: Look I already told you, I deal with the @#$% customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people, can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Peter: "Hey Lawrence, when you go into work.... does anyone accuse you of having a bad case of the Mondays?"
Lawrence: "No... Hell no man! I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying somethin' like that."
Bob: So, Peter, I see you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.