Short Poems

Infinity --(written by a high schooler)
  I


Fleas --OgdenNash
 Adam
 Had 'em 


Nixon --PeterMerel
 Expletive
 Deletive 


HistoryRepeatsItself


Complexity --PM

 Ain't P
 NP?


The Quest of the Westerner

 Why?


The Quest of the Easterner --PM, winnah and still champeen.


Do EasternWusses have quests? I thought they themselves were quests.

You think too much.

[I think the original poster forgot to mind his/her ps and qs.]


Infinity
  Illusion


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 There once was a man from Peru,
 Whose limericks stopped at line two.

There once was a man from Verdun. whose milericks stopped at line one.

... and I won't even bother telling you the one about Emperor Nero! his limericks stopped at line zero!


 A program is like a nose
 Sometimes it runs, and sometimes it blows.


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