The Mgt

Markoff Chaney, one of RobertAntonWilson's most enduring characters, is a dwarf whose mission is to throw a spanner into the corporate machine. Chaney's prime M.O. is to forge announcements and signs that increase stress levels, like:

To meet new Business Health Guidelines, employees are required to wash their hands both before and after urinating. Thank you.

and invariably signs himself,


CatBert? seems to draw on Chaney as his inspiration. Not to be confused with MarkvShaney.


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